I have a bike. Do you like TV? - Imgur
WOO HOOO!!!!
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That awkward moment when you totally forget the awkward moment you were just having. - Jomadado
When warming up the coffee in the microwave, just wait there for it to finish, so later you’re not wandering around wondering where your coffee mug went. - Jomadado
“Do you see the glass half full or half empty? Or maybe you wonder if you drank some of it but you don’t remember. Is this even your glass?” - Jomadado on ADD and ADHD
Bitches be triflin’
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Sluttle down, girlfriend.
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Cracka, please!
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“I don’t lack the ability to focus. I have the super mind powers to focus on tons of things all at the same time. So take that, boring normal brain people.” - Jomadado
THE SPARKLY BUNNIES JUST INFORMED ME THAT THOSE WERE NOT NORMAL MUSHROOMS THAT I ATE TODAY
“NE TOUCHEZ PAS LE PETIT POULET!” - Jomadado
Translation: Don’t touch the tiny chicken or little chicken or something.
Ask me about my A.D.D. or pie or my cat. A dog. I have a bike. Do you like tv? I saw a rock. Hi.
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“TGIFMF!” - Jomadado
“Thank God It’s Friday, Mother F….er” you can figure it out. Fun!
